The Armed Republic of Puppet State 350 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.932 billion Puppet State 350ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The strong Puppet State 350ian economy, worth 209 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 53,069 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Puppet State 350's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Puppet State 350 is ranked 161,175^th in the world and 51^st in Silly for Most Developed, scoring 55.19 on the Human Development Index.